Britney Spears Make Me Illuminati Analysis

Britney Spears Hat One Eye
Britney hides one eye as she checks out the hottest of the Infowarriors:

Britney Spears Mark Dice
First on her list is Mark Dice.

Britney Spears Paul Joseph Watson
This is how Paul Joseph Watson looks after a good dose of Tangy Tangerine and Supermale Vitality.

Britney Spears Alex Jones
The man with the glasses is Alex Jones himself.

Alex Jones Sunglasses
He’s protesting absolutely insane ketchup laws Heinz Kerry and Heinz Kissinger are trying to pass.

Britney Spears Orange Theory
CONCLUSION

Paul Joseph Watson’s tangy tangerine propur filtered neomasculinity along with a strong work ethic and healthy diet will lead to success in the infowar. I’ll never walk in Chris Cocker‘s shadow Britney. That’s something I’ll never do. Call me sentimental. No matter what they take from me. They’ll never take my dignity.

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